By Grace Healy
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These are the white elephant gifts everyone will fight over! From a cookbook from Snoop Dog with a forward from Martha Stewart to a sloth doing yoga, there is a white elephant gift for everyone on this list.
Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set
Create a layer of protection inside the toilet with this twin pack of Poo-pouri bathroom sprays. The ideal white elephant gift for the office offender, these sprays will create a fragrant layer inside the loo, which traps the crap and prevents that tell-tale stench from reaching other people’s noses.
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Ugly Sweater Yoga Sloth Figurines
It’s highly unlikely that you’d ever find a sloth exercising, but if you did, it would be yoga. Wearing various designs of ugly Christmas sweaters, each of these five sloths is striking a different yoga pose while accessing their inner Zen. Be prepared for these figures to be displayed all year round, though, because they’re just that cute.
Boyfriend Pillow
Singletons might claim to be happy with their footloose and fancy-free lifestyle, but even they must miss the feel of a loving arm around them at night. Enter ‘the boyfriend pillow’. Easy to make using a real man’s shirt, you could even spray this pillow with cologne for a fully-immersive experience.
Indoor Electric Stainless Steel S'mores Maker
Give them all the fun and flavor of a camping trip with none of the smoke and cold (and insects, and rain, and bears) with this indoor s’mores maker. With compartments for crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate, this electric heater also comes with roasting forks to keep hands safe.
Lightsaber Chopsticks
Star Wars fans and those who like to play with their food will be thrilled to eat with a pair of lightsaber chopsticks. With a range of colors to choose from, these light-up chopsticks will turn any meal into a sci-fi adventure, and ensure the force – and not the forks – is with them.
Snoop Dogg Cookbook
This cookbook is one of those white elephant gifts that everyone will fight over, and with good reason, because who wouldn’t want to cook a la Snoop Dogg? Packed with soul food recipes with dubious names, this book makes cooking cool and eating an experience not to be missed.
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Bathroom Guest Book
They can be the number one and the number two host with the most with this rather grand bathroom guest book. With 112 pages, this ornate book invites visitors to the bathroom to fill in the blanks, providing details of their stay as well as rating on various aspects.
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Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Making the first and most important meal of the day will be a doddle with this clever sandwich maker. Designed to create a multi-layer sandwich that tastes delicious, this machine can tackle bread, cooked meats, cheese, and eggs, to turn out a dish that fast food restaurants just cannot rival.
Circular Saw Pizza Wheel
The ideal gift for carpenters or those with a penchant for gory horror movies, this pizza cutter will be a real talking point when friends come over for dinner. Realistically shaped like a circular saw, this cutter will neatly slice through both thick and thin crusts, while putting a maniacal glint in the host’s eye.
Bofa Deez Nutz Candle
If someone you know enjoys silly jokes and wordplay about certain parts of the anatomy, this candle will make an excellent white elephant gift. With two layers of fragrance, this Bofa Deez Nuts candle will burn for approximately 40 hours, and smells of banana nut bread and hazelnut vanilla.
Belly Fanny Pack
Many people prefer a dad bod to a toned and sculpted physique, so give him (or her) this much-desired tummy with this belly fanny pack. Made from a wrinkle-free PU material, this bag has adjustable straps and a beautifully hairy tum complete with an impressive belly button.
Stanley Classic Flask
When there’s a nip in the air make sure they have a nip in their pocket with this sturdy Stanley hip flask. Holding 8 ounces of their favorite warming tipple, this flat-backed stainless steel flask includes a hinged lid to ensure there are no leaks, and is available in a range of awesome colors and patterns.
French Fry Holder for Car
Eating French fries when you’re in the car is a convenient way to fill up while you’re on the move, but with nowhere to put them, they tend to spill out. Solve the dilemma with this handy holder, which slots into a cup holder to keep those golden snacks right where you can reach them.
Underwear Chip Bowl
If you’re looking for a white elephant gift that’s not pants, well, this one isn’t for you, because it actually is a pair of underpants. Incredibly easy to make, this chip bowl is made by soaking underwear in starch several times, before filling it with their favorite snacks once it’s totally stiff.
Yodeling Pickle
Pickle lovers everywhere will fight for the chance to own the amazing yodelling pickle, but you can bestow this most annoying of prizes to just one favorite person. Shaped just like the real thing, this pickle will yodel its little heart out with just one push of the tiny little button.
Ramen Bowl
Noodle lovers and students alike will have a ball with this bowl when they break out their favorite noodle dish. Made from stoneware, this bowl is decorated with food-related illustrations inside, and the words ‘I’m a hopeless ramen-tic’ on the front, along with a groove for the included set of chopsticks.
Chill Pills
Some people need a prescription for chill pills to see them through each day, but if they don’t have health insurance, this DIY gift idea is the next best thing. Simply fill an appropriately-sized glass jar with pill-shaped candies, and add a fun label from the free template included.
Dog Butts Animal Magnets
Dogs might be things of beauty, but their rear ends most definitely are not. Give someone front row seats to a flagrant display of doggy derrieres with this set of six fridge magnets. Featuring five furry rears, this set also includes a bright red fire hydrant so they always have somewhere to ‘go’.
Saucemoto Dip Clip
There’s something so satisfying about eating fast food in the car, but keeping dips from spilling or dripping all over the interior can ruin the experience. Save the sauce and the upholstery with these holders, which clip onto air vents and can accommodate almost every major chain container.
Bob Ross Chia Pet
Give someone a dose of Bob Ross’ cheeriness every single day with this Chia Pet. Made to look like the effervescent artist himself, this terracotta head comes with three packs of chia seeds, which will grow into Bob’s trademarks locks in just a few days, and can be replanted again and again.
The Original Wine Condoms
We all know that alcohol can result in dubious behavior, so make sure they play it safe with a Wine Condom. 99.99% effective at preventing leaks and spills, this condom will fit tightly over any wine bottle opening, and will (almost) guarantee safe sips in any position.
Death Wish Coffee
If their get up and go has got up and gone, make sure they are fueled and ready for action with Death Wish Coffee. Dark, bold, and intense, this ground coffee is said to have hints of cherry and chocolate, and comes with an extra infusion of caffeine to make them spring into life in an instant.
Non-Stick Chip Fingers Tips
Potato chips may well be delicious, but certain brands and flavors can leave fingers looking like a spray tan has gone badly wrong. Keep fingers clean and stain-free with these Chips Fingers Tips. Non-stick and made of silicone, these covers come in a range of colors, and are easily cleaned with soap and water.
American Mullet Socks
Giving a new meaning to hairy legs, these mullet socks will bring the wearer (and everyone who sees them) right back to the questionable fashions of the 80s. Looking quite respectable from the front, these white socks are sporting a long dark mullet at the back that any boy band member would have been proud of.
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